Sexually Transmitted Diseases or STDs are rather unfortunate and embarrassing things that can be caught when one is sexually active.
Street Fighters are no exception, I mean, Ryu can’t just dragon punch his own genitals off and be done with the …..Actually, he probably did, it would explain a lot about his lack of personality. Digress, I do though.
After noticing that poor Eddy had obviously something really wrong with him, I contacted his family doctor, Dr. Baldhead and asked if he would pay him a visit.
“It’s definitely the worst case of Herpes, combined with a sack-rash I’ve ever seen” stated Dr. Baldhead, “He should probably contact Ryu to dragon punch that thing off”.
I questioned him on how Mr. Honda might have contracted quite so many STDs, considering that even though Sumo wrestlers are considered studs in homeland Japan, a lot of the rashing is on his ass. “It’s probably that ultra-cheap sumo smash move, yes, yes” exclaimed Dr. Baldhead, “He’s been abusing it because it hits on the way up and down, has so little recovery, is an ambiguous cross-up at times and is hard to predict and puts him in a safe position. He probably contracted all sorts of really nasty things from some unwashed heads, like Blanka, Dan, Akuma or most likely, Rufus, who’s head is a breeding ground for STDs considering the “pony tail” that is actually his junk in disguise”. Concluded the Doctor.
At that point I thanked the doctor, hung up the phone and burned it….Maybe I should get Ryu to Dragon punch the ashes…
Anyway, so now you know why E.Honda’s tackle is bright red.
Enlightened? Scarred? Perfect!